- chew toys that look like pigs
- just a sip of brandy
- our mommy...
- but really all we want for Christmas is our two canine teeth!
For the girl from Bob Dylan's "Like a Rolling Stone"
- a warm meal (preferably one I don't have to scrounge for)
- for the bums to maybe give me my dime back?
- some clowns and jugglers because I'm feeling a little depressed
- a chrome horse filled with diplomats
- for people to stop calling me "doll" and "babe" I have a name...
For Marian in "A Visit of Charity"
- a new apple
- more campfire girl points
- for that creepy old lady from the nursing home to stop calling to ask how much water that plant needs....and for an explanation for how she got my phone number?
- my white hat is out of style, I need a black one.