Friday, 5 December 2008

Christmas lists!

For the dogs of animal farm (in the early days)
  1. chew toys that look like pigs
  2. just a sip of brandy
  3. our mommy...
  4. but really all we want for Christmas is our two canine teeth!

For the girl from Bob Dylan's "Like a Rolling Stone"

  1. a warm meal (preferably one I don't have to scrounge for)
  2. for the bums to maybe give me my dime back?
  3. some clowns and jugglers because I'm feeling a little depressed
  4. a chrome horse filled with diplomats
  5. for people to stop calling me "doll" and "babe" I have a name...

For Marian in "A Visit of Charity"

  1. a new apple
  2. more campfire girl points
  3. for that creepy old lady from the nursing home to stop calling to ask how much water that plant needs....and for an explanation for how she got my phone number?
  4. my white hat is out of style, I need a black one.

1 comment:

Emily said...

haha nicklecheerio this cracked me up